Devious Journal Entry

Heeeyyyy look who's procrastinating ayy yup that's me.

1. You have to post these rules if you do this.
2. Each person has to share 10 facts about themselves. 
3. Answer the 10 questions asked by the person who tagged you and make up 10 questions for the 10 you tag.
4. Choose 10 people and put their icons in your journal.
5. You have to legitimately tag 5 people.
6. No tag-backs.
7. You can't say that you don't do tags.
8. You MUST make a journal entry!</strike>
Or
Or
I could just
not

Ten Facts:
1) I eat whole lemons. 

2) I'm madly in love with Indie Folk and Indie Rock Music.

3) I can lift things pretty dang well but apparently can't punch. My enemies have gotten off easy. For now....

4) Books. Books books books books books books books.

5) No romance plz. I would rather chew off my own foot.

6) I talk to myself and inanimate objects a lot, and to be honest I never really noticed until I went to college and other people noticed as well. No I'm not sorry.

7) I live in the GREAT STATE OF TEXAS GOD BLESS AMERICA.

8) Yeah, I reckon I have an accent like my tagger. However it's mild and is usually fairly unnoticeable. If I'm irritated, it's extremely obvious xD

9) I went straight from homeschooling to college. 

10) I'm extremely buoyant and joyful 99% of the time, and yes, it's natural *flips hair* the other 1%, I'm just stress crying. 

Questions

1) Favorite color? 
    Green! Olive green, which is also my eye color holla

2) If you could change your name, what would it be?
    Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez

3) Favorite book?
    LORD HAVE MERCY DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE AMONG MY BELOVED CHILDREN.

4) The zombie apocalypse happens. Where do you go for shelter?
    An Ikea. Barricade an Ikea and live off of twinkies for the next fifty years. Construct a city. Build an empire. Become empress of the Ikeans, ruling with an iron fist and ever watchful eye. The people will flourish under my leadership. My children will thrive.
 
5) Elves or dwarves?
    Ohh dwarves I reckon. Everyone loves a good sturdy dwarf.

6) If you're American: East or West coast?
    Right in the middle if ya ask me.

7) If you could have any one thing in the world, what would it be?
    That would be harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan.

8) What is your lifelong dream?
    To marry rich.

9) Do you have any pets?
    Too many, my friend. Too many.

10) If b=9, then what color is the sky on August 3rd if the dog's name is Bradly? 
    Red—the blood of angry men.